The rain made a door for me and I went through it;
The stones made a throne for me and I sat upon it;
Three kingdoms were given to me to be mine forever;
England was given to me to be mine forever.
The nameless slave wore a silver crown;
The nameless slave was a king in a strange country…
JONATHAN STRANGE & MR NORELL — everyone is ladies au
Celia Imrie as Mme. Norell // Jessica Chastain as Joanna Strange // Siobhan Finneran as Johanna Childermass // Sophie Okonedo as Etiennette Black // Jessica Brown Findlay as Lady Pole // Elizabeth Olsen as Arabella Strange // Felicity Jones as Flora Greysteel // Tilda Swinton as the Lady with the Thistle-Down Hair
also starring Noomi Rapace as Joan Uskglass
Two magicians shall appear in England…
The first shall fear me; the second shall long to behold me;
The first shall be governed by thieves and murderers;
the second shall conspire at his own destruction;
The first shall bury his heart in a dark wood beneath the snow, yet still feel its ache;
The second shall see his dearest possession in his enemy’s hand…
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke
Happy Mothers Day!!!
A ton of people seem really confused by this so let me do some ‘splanin.
You inherit your mitochondria only from your mother.
You can go and give her a big hug now.
Show this to your mom.
This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.
sorry not sorry
Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.
DM: You steal everything, Including the table.
I FINALLY FINISHED IT. ITS BEEN A YEAR, AND ITS DONE!
Trans ≠ Drag
Drag ≠ Trans
This has been a PSA. Thank you.
Literally everybody needs to understand this IMMEDIATELY