Gosh diggity dang it

notbecauseofvictories:

The rain made a door for me and I went through it;
The stones made a throne for me and I sat upon it;
Three kingdoms were given to me to be mine forever;
England was given to me to be mine forever.
The nameless slave wore a silver crown;
The nameless slave was a king in a strange country…

JONATHAN STRANGE & MR NORELL — everyone is ladies au

Celia Imrie as Mme. Norell // Jessica Chastain as Joanna Strange // Siobhan Finneran as Johanna Childermass // Sophie Okonedo as Etiennette Black // Jessica Brown Findlay as Lady Pole // Elizabeth Olsen as Arabella Strange // Felicity Jones as Flora Greysteel // Tilda Swinton as the Lady with the Thistle-Down Hair

also starring Noomi Rapace as Joan Uskglass 

wherethewildnettlesgrow:

Two magicians shall appear in England…
The first shall fear me; the second shall long to behold me;
The first shall be governed by thieves and murderers;

the second shall conspire at his own destruction;
The first shall bury his heart in a dark wood beneath the snow, yet still feel its ache;
The second shall see his dearest possession in his enemy’s hand…

Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke

Reblog this if you believe in asexuality please
imjustkellie:

diarymdstudent:

diarymdstudent:

Happy Mothers Day!!! 

A ton of people seem really confused by this so let me do some ‘splanin. 
You inherit your mitochondria only from your mother.
You can go and give her a big hug now. 

Show this to your mom.

imjustkellie:

diarymdstudent:

diarymdstudent:

Happy Mothers Day!!! 

A ton of people seem really confused by this so let me do some ‘splanin. 

You inherit your mitochondria only from your mother.

You can go and give her a big hug now. 

Show this to your mom.

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

superhappy:

sorry not sorry

superhappy:

sorry not sorry

Ultimate thief

outofcontextdnd:

Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.

*rolls 20*

DM: You steal everything, Including the table.

letsgogettanked:

I FINALLY FINISHED IT. ITS BEEN A YEAR, AND ITS DONE!

letsgogettanked:

I FINALLY FINISHED IT. ITS BEEN A YEAR, AND ITS DONE!

jojomirabelle:

triple-fang:

Trans  Drag

Drag  Trans

This has been a PSA. Thank you. 

Literally everybody needs to understand this IMMEDIATELY

coca-cola-and-yellow-skittles:

stick man fan art of theredseraph :P

This is it. The essence of my frame captured in stick figure.

coca-cola-and-yellow-skittles:

stick man fan art of theredseraph :P

This is it. The essence of my frame captured in stick figure.